state job

Being employed to provide a public service at half the cost of a private contractor while being criticized by citizens who's grasp of the inner workings of state government entails the 45 minutes they wait in line to get their drivers license renewed.

Man, the worst thing about having this state job is being bashed by high school dropouts jealous of my 5 figure income.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

sauerkraut

some shitty dish

"I like sauerkrauts."
"You like sour krauts?"
"Yeah."
"But why sour Germans?"
"I mean sauerkraut, you dumbass."

by Anonymous October 03, 2003

scooby doo's

shoes. a clean pair, you keep them looking fresh. a pair of shoes that are prised like when you were little and only had one pair.

Jay-Z Gotta throw on ya Scooby Doo's; those are shoes by the way

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

gaundi

fun, handsome, great, short man........with lots of promise, call him, find his address on the bathroom stall in barnes and noble in springville, idaho.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

boost`

he was raised by a cup of coffee, and is a song from the 60s.

jacob.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

yo rod waz up?

hello Rod what is up?

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003