poop noodle

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex
Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.
Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.
by anonymous June 17, 2004
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Trank

I saw a picture of Trank doing the man-gina
by Anonymous April 25, 2005
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James Lucas

A.K.A Fathead

If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."

Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
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woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.
I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!
by Anonymous October 14, 2004
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jealousy

I'm jealous of myself.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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