Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

sawbie

A word that has similar meaing to"hey" or "hello", used as a greeting

"Sawbie! Whats up?"

by Anonymous November 05, 2002

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

beat down

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

Man look at LT's face, he really got the beat down from that bum.

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

grundel

The Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont.

Grundel now!

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Slube

No meaning just say it until you notice your friedns sying it.

Hey guys, Joe is such a follower I bet if we start using the word slube whn we talk he will too.

by Anonymous January 09, 2003