Definitions by Anonymous
kfc
Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".
Axis of Evil
bush: howdy yall, say partnah what happens if i push this red shiny lookin' thingy?
james bond: No! sir dont press it! for the love of god no!!!
bush: whats that? press it? hokely dokelie
*universe explodes*
james bond: No! sir dont press it! for the love of god no!!!
bush: whats that? press it? hokely dokelie
*universe explodes*
Axis of Evil by Anonymous August 1, 2003