old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

turtlehead

a giant turd your butthole can no longer contain

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!

by Anonymous August 07, 2003

wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".

Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

namean

1.namean
2.namean
3.NAMEAN!!

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the otherside......namean
hahahahahahaha

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Lamology

The study of being 'on the lam' (i.e. arsing about)

Pete and Geoff went on the lam in town.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Bar

BAR: Browning Automatic Rifle. A standard, 20 round rifle during WW2.

Godammit, I just screwed the barrel on my BAR, and the rround shot my wang out my ass.

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

metrosexual

Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003