elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Peter North

a narcissistic male pornstar who likes his face to be in 52% of his films so when guys are jacking off to the chicks being fucked, the camera fades to his face.

"Peter" is slang for "Penis",
"North" can refer to the upper regions of the human body e.g. the head,
what I'm getting at, is that he's a dickhead

by anonymous June 06, 2004

Pink Hankee

When a guy loogies on the girls ass crack and then proceeds to hit it up the backside and uses the loogie as loob- haha thats nice

I dont know, nowone would do that

by anonymous February 03, 2004

Damien Wilson

Handsome, Considerate, Sexy, Kind, Caring, Giving, Gorgeous, Compassionate, beautiful, peaceful, lovely, and basically one of the nicest men I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

The closest to flawless I have ever known.

by Anonymous January 08, 2005

Crapstar

Capstar is a stupid radio group made by Clear Channel there stations suck as hell and they play reggae on rock stations. They still play rock on the stations, but its either Linkin Park or Korn. Wow, no wonder radio sucks now days.

Boycott Clear Channel!

by anonymous January 19, 2005

Nick Lachey

Husband of ditsy Jessica Simpson. He used to be a member of the band "98 degrees" but then went solo. He now shows off his steroid body on Newlyweds, an MTV reality show following the lives of dumb blonde Simpson and "normal" Lachey.

That guy is so like Nick Lachey. Not only is his wife some stupid ass (but gorgeous) model, he is in the music industry.

by Anonymous March 11, 2004