lag

A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.
"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"
by Anonymous November 05, 2002
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hairy pussy

Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.
Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 08, 2004
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flute

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!
the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra
by anonymous January 16, 2005
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wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced
by anonymous August 05, 2004
mugGet the wooden spoonsmug.

Fast and the Furious

A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.
by anonymous June 13, 2003
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