Anonymous's definitions

sext

passed tense for sex

I sext that girl.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

double trouble

Ugh! Screw Stevie Ray Vaughan! My stupid guitar teacher keeps making me read tablature of that one damn song, and it does nothing to improve my music reading, so PAH!

I don't care about hammer-ons and pull-offs because those are the tools of the idiot guitarist.

by Anonymous February 18, 2004

gay poupon

The mixture of lubricant and tid bits of brown than end up on a shaft after anal sex.

Bob's condom was covered in gay poupon after pounding George's ass.

by Anonymous February 18, 2004

escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.

by anonymous February 18, 2004

cstrike

Short for Counter-strike, a first person online game where you either shoot the hell out of people or piss off your own team by being a blatent n00b.

Super Serious Cstrike Player: OMFG, WTF, YOU N00B YOU JUST SHOT ME I'M ON YOUR OWN FUKKIN TEAM!
n00b: Well you didn't tell me how to buy an AWP
Super Serious Cstrike Player: OMFG AWP'S ARE FER PUSSIES!
n00b: ...

by Anonymous February 18, 2004

mainstreamo

emo or screamo that is mainstream also often has extremely bad new cd. term coined when jimmy eat world got there ovaries taken out. thank you www.emogame.com

applies to such bands as all american rejects, jimmy eat world, dashboard confessional, thursday

by anonymous February 18, 2004