Darren Sproles

too small for the NFL

Darren Sproles had to play in the CFL because he wasn't drafted in the 2005 NFL draft because he was too small.

by anonymous September 01, 2004

aphex twin

the best electronic artist ever, makes his own synths and samples and is totally original...

-yo gee, this shit is hot, damn who did this?
-aphex twin, who else

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

butthurtness

The process by which one absorbs any comment with butthurting intent. Upon absorption one charges their butthurtness over a period of time(hours, days, even weeks). This butthurtness is then released like a deadly epidemic causing butthurtness on an international scale.

Fuck you Sarah(Sarah Absorbs comment). Sarah spend two days loked up tormented by the comment. Sarah then goes on an evil fuck you spree causing butthurtness and global chaos.

by Anonymous February 01, 2003

jiuce

The wrong spelling of the word Juice

learn to spell

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Gimeno

A big Asian Pimp

1.Mike is the coolest Gimeno on earth
2.girl 1:"did u see the size of that guy's egg roll?
girl2: "Yeah, but I wasn't even surprised....that guy is a Gimeno"

by Anonymous August 04, 2003

bootie do

A saying for when your stomach sticks out further than your behind. A disproportionaly large abdomen.

Ohh. Have you seen Awilda lately? She gained a lot of weight. Now she a bootie do!

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 06, 2003