Definitions by Anonymous

blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed

When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!

blasted by Anonymous March 18, 2003

cuntlugs 

derisive term for anyone of whom you don't approve, occasionally prompted by the ownership of prominent ears.

Get out my fucking way, cuntlugs!

cuntlugs by Anonymous March 18, 2003

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

titwank by Anonymous March 18, 2003

sket

Short for Sketel. Caribbean term for Super Ho.

That girl is a sket. Do not drop the t.

sket by Anonymous March 18, 2003

fungi

A Caribbean dish, made of cornmeal and okra. Usually eaten with fish.

I going to have some fish and fungi for dinner.

fungi by Anonymous March 18, 2003

arsebandit 

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.

Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

arsebandit by Anonymous March 18, 2003

dirty pillows 

sweater meat

dirty pillows by Anonymous March 18, 2003