Definitions by Anonymous

The Barrel 

A virtual place where work-shy, lower league football fans talk about cheese, who has the biggest away support, stories of how much alcohol you can consume without needing a piss and everything else in an attempt not to do any work.

Which cunt got The Barrel shut down this time?

The Barrel by Anonymous April 1, 2003

dimple dick 

When ones junt is actually inverted

Did you see Shawn Ebbys dick it is inverted

dimple dick by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Noisey Eye 

The condition where rubbing your eye will cause a squelching noise due to a build up of gunk.

I 'av noisey eye.

Noisey Eye by Anonymous April 1, 2003

spacker 

Spastic

Get out of my way, you fucking spacker

spacker by Anonymous April 1, 2003

waste of carbon 

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

waste of carbon by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Chicken Leg 

When walking/running behind someone, the process of kicking their leg so it hits their other leg causing them to stumble/fall.

He chicken legged me.

Chicken Leg by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Aprtment

Posh term for a flat, often used by inhabitants of Macclesfield.

I decorated my aprtment

Aprtment by Anonymous April 1, 2003