Definitions by Anonymous

eye hump 

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

eye hump by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Cockchops 

One who has cocks for chops.

Look at those cocks on your chops, they are cockchops!

N.B Not to be confused with Cockchip

Cockchops by Anonymous April 8, 2003

off muff 

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

off muff by Anonymous April 8, 2003

skip-unit 

Niggas love chicken tenders!!!

Excuse me sir I believe I was here...SKIP-UNIT!!!!....ohhhhhhhh :-(

skip-unit by Anonymous April 8, 2003

stank stick 

a foul smelling groin area. in need of a shower. a smelly penis.

see also: off muff

i was going to give him head, but he had stank stick so i retreated.

stank stick by Anonymous April 8, 2003

>:( 

an emoticon to display bitterness. a font form of "hmph". anger, pissy, pouty

so, youre not going to pick me up later so you can hang out with someone else?!!? >:(

>:( by Anonymous April 8, 2003

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

hugecock assinvader by Anonymous April 8, 2003