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farkwin's law 

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081
"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"
farkwin's law by anonymous December 13, 2004

American Dream 

Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.

This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.

Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.
American Dream by anonymous December 13, 2004

John McCain

Well-known Republican senator from Arizona. Best known for having served in Vietnam, having a bad temper, and being a moderate Republican.

Contrary to popular belief, McCain isn't a liberal Republican. In fact, he is pro-life and supports many of the ideas of the Republican platform. He is very popular with the "liberal" media because of his controversy and slight deviation from the traditional values of the Right.

Although he supports Dubya in this war, there is some speculation that McCain is merely catering to the far-right Republicans in his party that don't like him.

Whether this is true or not, John McCain is a heroic, patriotic American who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Hopefully, he'll continue to follow his own beliefs instead of being another Republican puppet.
John Kerry considered John McCain for a running mate, even though their political beliefs are quite different.

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I love this guy.
John McCain by anonymous December 13, 2004

whindian 

a cool kid thats half white, half indian (like from india)
"yeah dude, im half indian and half irish."
"woah so youre a whindian, how rad is that?"
whindian by anonymous December 12, 2004
the sound COOL snakes make
look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.
glurp by anonymous December 12, 2004

OSI model 

7 All-Application
6 People-Presentation
5 Studying-Session
4 This-Transport
3 Need-Network
2 Daily-Datalink
1 Prayer-Physical
This little trick helps me remember the damn things on the Cisco tests.
OSI model by anonymous December 12, 2004
loyola is a shitty school, almost as bad as LCC and definetly mush worse then Selwyn House.
My ass city champs in almost every sport, selwyn takes football every year loyola is gay!
Man loyola got crushed by selwyn yesterday!

Man Loyola kids are dumb!
loyola by anonymous December 11, 2004