Definitions by Anonymous 

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

tomato 

A sexy curvacious woman, usually dressed in a manner that invites men to try and fuck her

Man, that chick is one hot tomato. I want to fuck the hell out of her and I don't care who's watching.

tomato by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Mlitch 

The act of eating out someones ass

the slut charged $400 for a mlitch

Mlitch by Anonymous December 20, 2002

kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

kong dong by Anonymous December 20, 2002

threive 

a nother way ov saying the number four

" hey, jim, how many boobs did you see at mardi gras?"

" Threive!"

threive by Anonymous December 20, 2002

butt slut 

A woman who prefers and seeks out anal sex as often as possible. Usually willing to let nearly anyone fuck her in the ass as much as they want.

I miss my ex-girlfriend, Rose was a total butt slut who took in the ass for hours at a time.

butt slut by Anonymous December 20, 2002

cones 

one's parents

Sheila don't know who her daddy cone is.

cones by Anonymous December 19, 2002