AnonJudicator's definitions

Gainesville

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

vuvuzela

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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

by AnonJudicator June 14, 2010

Palatka

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Big Ten

A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.

Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?

Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Bobby Bowden

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.

The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Godzilla

What Japanese people are afraid of

Stan used a Godzilla model to successful defend Sea World from the Japanese

by AnonJudicator November 2, 2009