Definitions by AnonJudicator

Activist Annies 

Slang term that refers to highly liberal college students who will protest anything pro-left and anti-establishment at a drop of a hat. If you have a cause, they'll bitch about it to students just trying to get through the Quad to go to class.

Pro-choice, legalization of marijuana, global warming, Wal-mart, and the WTO are popular choices for their rants.

Activist Annies are so annoying that they have the power to make me dislike causes I actually support.

Activist Annies by AnonJudicator September 30, 2009

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

Florida Gators by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Gainesville 

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

Gainesville by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

LSU 

Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.

Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!

LSU by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Bobby Bowden 

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.

The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.

Bobby Bowden by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Palatka 

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

Palatka by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Suckeyes 

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

Suckeyes by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009