haste

Some echild junkie, attends raves. He is a naughty boy. Tends to engage in conflict with others for the humour value.

"Oh look, its Haste! Omg. Omg. Omg."

by Anon. April 03, 2005

ass n titties

The best two things in the world.

Damn, I need some ass n titties.

by anon. December 08, 2004

johnny depp

1. Talented actor and musician. One of the best actors of our generation with such bizarre but well-played roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of Caribbean", etc.

2. Titled to be the 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People magazine in 2003.

1. Johnny Depp's role in 'Sleepy Hollow' was quite magnificent for his brilliant performence, his charisma, and the story inside the legend.

2. Amazingly attractive, Johnny Depp, is one of the charming actors of our time.

by Anon. September 08, 2004

onions

The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.

onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D

by Anon. May 17, 2004

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

by Anon. September 30, 2003

bitch

An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.

"He is *so* her bitch."
"How can you tell?"
"He's wearing plaid."

by Anon. May 08, 2003

norwegian

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!

by anon. April 08, 2005