Anita Nap's definitions

gonorrhea

Also known as “The Clap” because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.

I thought Eric Clapton’s nickname was “SlowHand”?
No. It’s “The Clap” because of gonorrhea.

by Anita Nap September 21, 2023

FuckAoMe

Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.

Hey…wanna FuckAoMe tonight?

I got the candles and a play list.

by Anita Nap February 1, 2024

Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Rick Havoc

He is always the one person who says “Good morning” first with a cup of coffee, a song, and a smile. He’s quite funny and has great taste in music.

Rick Havoc is awesome!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

FKT

Fart Knocking Tired

This week is a four day work week and I’m already FKT

by Anita Nap December 28, 2023