Erwan

Erwan is tall and has curly brown hair, Erwan hates kids, constantly harms them

Person 1: Erwan is at it again
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Harming children

by Angry_Salad August 24, 2022

thawmaxxing

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat

Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!

by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

Eryk

A short Polish - English boy with Gelled brown hair that goes to the right side he has blue eyes and loves capybaras, he has a fat juicy cock and loves gay niggas he loves Raping children

Person 1: Bro some child got raped
Person 2: must be Eryk

by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022

Jenna Ortega's Husband

Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo

Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae

by Angry_Salad May 16, 2023

Thawmaxxing

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.

I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.

by Angry_Salad March 07, 2024

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect

Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course

by Angry_Salad February 01, 2023

Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas

Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor

by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022