13 definition by Angry

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.
That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.
by angry June 17, 2003

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1. Adj. Below substandard intelligence.
2. Adj. Description of 2 out of 3 of any person I come into contact with on an average day.
3. Adj. A state of bliss.
1. Self explanatory
2. I run into a lot of really stupid people on a daily basis.
3. I would feel blissful if I myself were stupid because I would not notice how stupid most people are, nor care if there were anyone smarter.
by Angry January 10, 2005

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When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.
dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!
by Angry December 09, 2004

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Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.
I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.
by angry June 17, 2003

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Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.
The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.
by angry October 06, 2003

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The dried pond scum that accumulates at the edge of the human gene pool.
The world would be a better place if all Feminem fans would be jettisoned into Jupiter.
by angry October 06, 2003

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