Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Angel of the Morning

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

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Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

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Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

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A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

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A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.

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"A City upon a Hill" was the name John Winthrop gave to Boston.

"We shall be as a City upon a Hill. The eyes on the world are upon us."

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A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.

Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.

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