Angel of the Morning's definitions

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

by Angel of the Morning February 26, 2020

coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

aggressive Anglophone

An aggressive Anglophone is someone who insists that English and only English should be spoken in the United States.

I met an aggressive Anglophone asshole today; she overheard me talking Cajun French to my copines even though we're in Louisiana.

by Angel of the Morning May 8, 2020

tits up

Tits up can refer either to:

1. In the case of posture, this refers to the woman lying on her back: i.e.: supine.

2. In other contexts, it refers to something broken down or in a state of disrepair.

Context #1:

She was tits up; ready and willing,

Context #2:

My old Studebaker finally went tits up: good for parts only.

by Angel of the Morning April 24, 2021

bra dropping

Bradropping is when you deliberately leave an old bra behind so it will be eventually discovered.

Maude played bra dropping. She left her ald bra in the classroom desk. Much to everyone's surprise and Maude's pleasure, he pulled it out during an exam.

by Angel of the Morning April 15, 2020