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homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.
by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020
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titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.
by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020
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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.
by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020
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aggressive Anglophone

An aggressive Anglophone is someone who insists that English and only English should be spoken in the United States.
I met an aggressive Anglophone asshole today; she overheard me talking Cajun French to my copines even though we're in Louisiana.
by Angel of the Morning May 8, 2020
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coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.
Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.
by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021
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goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.
Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!
by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020
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free feel

A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.
Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.
by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020
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