Angel of the Morning's definitions

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

bra dropping

Bradropping is when you deliberately leave an old bra behind so it will be eventually discovered.

Maude played bra dropping. She left her ald bra in the classroom desk. Much to everyone's surprise and Maude's pleasure, he pulled it out during an exam.

by Angel of the Morning April 15, 2020

coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

tits up

Tits up can refer either to:

1. In the case of posture, this refers to the woman lying on her back: i.e.: supine.

2. In other contexts, it refers to something broken down or in a state of disrepair.

Context #1:

She was tits up; ready and willing,

Context #2:

My old Studebaker finally went tits up: good for parts only.

by Angel of the Morning April 24, 2021

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

by Angel of the Morning February 26, 2020

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020