Angel of the Morning's definitions

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

A City upon a Hill

"A City upon a Hill" was the name John Winthrop gave to Boston.

"We shall be as a City upon a Hill. The eyes on the world are upon us."

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

bra dropping

Bradropping is when you deliberately leave an old bra behind so it will be eventually discovered.

Maude played bra dropping. She left her ald bra in the classroom desk. Much to everyone's surprise and Maude's pleasure, he pulled it out during an exam.

by Angel of the Morning April 15, 2020

aggressive Anglophone

An aggressive Anglophone is someone who insists that English and only English should be spoken in the United States.

I met an aggressive Anglophone asshole today; she overheard me talking Cajun French to my copines even though we're in Louisiana.

by Angel of the Morning May 8, 2020

antipodal exploration

When he tickles your clitoris, he is doing some heavy antipodal exploration.

Matt got me to climax last night with some heavy antipodal exploration.

by Angel of the Morning January 31, 2020