Andy the great's definitions

sagging

Sagging – something wanna be rock kids / black people seem to be doing i.e. wearing your “pants” around your ass. It also happens to the name given to some rather hot video clips posted on the net. Try tube surfing to find it.

I watch sagging online - to get myself off

by Andy the great May 24, 2006

Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

Pregarexia

Women! Are you an Ardent Anorexic? Do you Believe in Bulimia? Are you worried about giving up your crazy ass eating disorder and gaining wait during pregnancy?

FEAR NOT!

Introducing Pregarexia!

Now you don’t have to binge and purge alone!!!!

You and your unborn baby* can crash diet for that size zero dress together!

* WARNING* this kind of crazy ass and totally selfish shit many (most likely) harm the development of your unborn child!!!

“During pregnancy I gained 25 pds but was maybe 8 pds over what was suggested for my height to start of with. It felt like the perfect amount.. she ate all the fat off my back and my belly was nothing but skin and baby.”

Sounds like your friend has a case of Pregarexia

by Andy The Great March 26, 2009

Mouth Breather

Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.

1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Klassy Lassy

Derogatory term – used in a ironic way – refers to a wide range of females of any age – sixteen year old moms, women with a half ton of gold in each ear and a sovereign ring on each finger – women who smoke and accidentally drop cigarette ash on there child head, women who drink white lightning – straight from the bottle, women who buy jewellery from Elizabeth Duke, fat women who wear tight clothes. The list is pretty much endless

Atomic kitten – Girls Aloud – Anyone on benefit – all Klassy Lassy

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Binner

Another term for the long time un-employable – benefit scroungers – gymslip moms – and residents of run down council estates. See Mouth Breathers

See that girl over there – the with the bad perm and velour tracksuit – Binner!

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003