9 definitions by Andy the great
Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
by Andy the great July 22, 2003
Another term for the long time un-employable – benefit scroungers – gymslip moms – and residents of run down council estates. See Mouth Breathers
by Andy the great July 21, 2003
A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.
* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!
* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!
Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!
by Andy the great May 10, 2007
Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the average intelligence of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding in the back of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.
They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.
See:
Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy
They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.
See:
Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy
by Andy the great July 21, 2003
Sagging – something wanna be rock kids / black people seem to be doing i.e. wearing your “pants” around your ass. It also happens to the name given to some rather hot video clips posted on the net. Try tube surfing to find it.
by Andy the great May 18, 2006
Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -
WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –
See mouth breather
WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –
See mouth breather
“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”
by Andy the great July 21, 2003
Women! Are you an Ardent Anorexic? Do you Believe in Bulimia? Are you worried about giving up your crazy ass eating disorder and gaining wait during pregnancy?
FEAR NOT!
Introducing Pregarexia!
Now you don’t have to binge and purge alone!!!!
You and your unborn baby* can crash diet for that size zero dress together!
* WARNING* this kind of crazy ass and totally selfish shit many (most likely) harm the development of your unborn child!!!
FEAR NOT!
Introducing Pregarexia!
Now you don’t have to binge and purge alone!!!!
You and your unborn baby* can crash diet for that size zero dress together!
* WARNING* this kind of crazy ass and totally selfish shit many (most likely) harm the development of your unborn child!!!
“During pregnancy I gained 25 pds but was maybe 8 pds over what was suggested for my height to start of with. It felt like the perfect amount.. she ate all the fat off my back and my belly was nothing but skin and baby.”
Sounds like your friend has a case of Pregarexia
Sounds like your friend has a case of Pregarexia
by Andy the great March 26, 2009