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binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.
Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!
by Andy Sword November 16, 2010
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carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
by Andy Sword January 6, 2009
mugGet the carnal hobbyistmug.

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
mugGet the basteringmug.

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!
by Andy Sword January 5, 2009
mugGet the straddleworthymug.

seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.
Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
by Andy Sword June 19, 2011
mugGet the seeing pinkmug.

Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
by Andy Sword January 10, 2009
mugGet the Oscarworthymug.

horshit

Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.
Yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so I told her I love her and I'm sorry and all that horshit...
by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
mugGet the horshitmug.

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