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by Andy December 22, 2004
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Pioneered by Colin Murray & Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1, UK.
Pioneered by Colin Murray & Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1, UK.
by Andy July 21, 2004
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by Andy May 2, 2004
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Get the fuzz dunking mug.A member of Labour Students. Sometimes, but not always, a term of abuse. Widely used by student activists.
It came about a while ago, when Labour Students was officially called National Organisation of Labour Students (NOLS) - hence "nolsie". The name has vanished but the nickname hasn't.
It came about a while ago, when Labour Students was officially called National Organisation of Labour Students (NOLS) - hence "nolsie". The name has vanished but the nickname hasn't.
The nolsies have all got their tongues up Tony Blair's arse.
Don't vote for him, he's a frigging nolsie.
Me? No, I can't support your campaign, I'm a nolsie for goodness sake.
Don't vote for him, he's a frigging nolsie.
Me? No, I can't support your campaign, I'm a nolsie for goodness sake.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
Get the badgerbanger mug.Believe it or not, the highest goddess in the ancient Norse pantheon and wife of Odin/Woten the King of the Gods was called Frigg. This is the origin of the word "Friday". So Friday is really "Frigg day"!
by Andy June 27, 2004
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