CTR

CTR - "Caustic Turbo Rabies". A disease not yet recognised by major institutions. Currently being discovered in pioneering research at the University of London (UK).
Another person died of CTR again today.
by Andrew Waite April 02, 2004
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Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.
It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.
by Andrew Waite September 09, 2005
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Dreamcast Finger

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the SEGA Dreamcast but has now re-occurred due to the Microsoft X-Box. The dual trigger controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand index finger can ache and become numb.


Also see: Playstation Thumb
I can't play Project Gotham any longer, I've got Dreamcast Finger.
by Andrew Waite July 06, 2004
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splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap
1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!
by Andrew Waite May 22, 2006
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Playstation Thumb

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the Sony Playstation but has continued to be a problem due to the Playstation 2. The thumb button controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand thumb can ache and become numb.


Also see: Dreamcast Finger
I can't play Gran Tourismo any longer, I've got Playstation Thumb.
by Andrew Waite July 06, 2004
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bance

1) To ruin, break or destroy something previously working

2) To lock a door in order to annoy people

3) To do a poor job
"Damn, this door has been banced"
"Stop bancing my computer"
"I banced this flat pack shelving unit"
by Andrew Waite April 29, 2004
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js

An insult. When someone makes a spelling error, they can be poked fun at by being called a "JS".
Person 1: Hey their, hwos it goign?
Person 2: HAHAHA, YOU JS
by Andrew Waite July 27, 2004
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