Definitions by Andrew Waite

splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap

1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!

splead by Andrew Waite May 27, 2006

bassgasm 

Where a woman orgasms simply by hearing loud resinating bass notes of the correct frequency.

Man this new ICE is the shizzle! It gave Suzie a bassgasm!

bassgasm by Andrew Waite May 17, 2006

Tesco picnic 

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

Tesco picnic by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

js

An insult. When someone makes a spelling error, they can be poked fun at by being called a "JS".

Person 1: Hey their, hwos it goign?
Person 2: HAHAHA, YOU JS

js by Andrew Waite July 27, 2004

Dreamcast Finger 

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the SEGA Dreamcast but has now re-occurred due to the Microsoft X-Box. The dual trigger controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand index finger can ache and become numb.


Also see: Playstation Thumb

I can't play Project Gotham any longer, I've got Dreamcast Finger.

Dreamcast Finger by Andrew Waite July 5, 2004

Playstation Thumb 

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the Sony Playstation but has continued to be a problem due to the Playstation 2. The thumb button controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand thumb can ache and become numb.


Also see: Dreamcast Finger

I can't play Gran Tourismo any longer, I've got Playstation Thumb.

Playstation Thumb by Andrew Waite July 5, 2004

taliban 

The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.

"This curry from the Taliban is great"

taliban by Andrew Waite May 2, 2004