Andrew Stump's definitions

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

rowdy rag

Rag used to clean the mess up after masturbation.

My rowdy rag is hidden between the mattress and box spring.

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

cum bong

similar to bukkake goggles. used in similar fashion as a beer bong

that dirty slut hit the cum bong

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

horse knuckle

An extremely large bulge protruding from the female genital area while she is wearing pants. Also see camel toe.

This nasty chick at the bar had a really big horse knuckle and i couldnt stop staring at it.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005