6 definitions by Andrew Cohen
by Andrew Cohen March 17, 2006
Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
by Andrew Cohen June 1, 2006
Adjective: A descriptive term to be used in describing something as pertaining to having qualities of a dude. However, as opposed to manly, the purpose of dudely is to be used offensively as a descriptive term for a female who is particularly fat or ugly and has qualities to her looks that might make one so confused as to think she was in fact a dude.
"Aww fuck, it's Olga... She's so dudely. I throw up in my mouth everytime I see her. It's like a butterface, except the rest of her is awful, too!"
by Andrew Cohen June 6, 2006
A word that fits as either a verb or a noun, 'momentum lope' is the somewhat awkward run one does while going downhill. The name stems from the fact that it's not quite running, but definitely more than a walk, and doesn't take any great effort; it's powered by the fact one is going downhill, or one's downhill momentum.
'Momentum lope' can also be used to summarize something that can be done quickly with little effort, albeit awkward.
'Momentum lope' can also be used to summarize something that can be done quickly with little effort, albeit awkward.
As a noun: "The walk to Tops is kinda long, but I used a momentum lope down the hill before it, so it saved some time."
As a verb: "I momentum loped down the hill to Tops in order to save time."
As an expression: "You can just momentum lope through that book; just read it while we're at the super market or something."
As a verb: "I momentum loped down the hill to Tops in order to save time."
As an expression: "You can just momentum lope through that book; just read it while we're at the super market or something."
by Andrew Cohen June 17, 2006
Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.
"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"
"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."
"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."
"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."
"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."
"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."
"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."
by Andrew Cohen January 3, 2006
The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.
In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."
"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."
F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."
F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
by Andrew Cohen June 5, 2006