Andrew Briggs's definitions

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

jingle jangle

The way the males testes shake as a guy walks.

Watch them jingle jangle as he walks through the jungle!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

twister

to break someones neck.

let's play twister

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004