sport

An athletic competition that is objectively scored.

Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.

by Andrew May 26, 2003

Suasida

Sudden, unexpected anal sex induced diarrhea accident.

Wtf would you want an example. I think the definition is enough, no man, nor woman would want to go through this, right?

by Andrew February 23, 2005

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 21, 2005

porker

another word for someone being fat or obese.

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.

by Andrew May 08, 2003

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

neck face

a graffiti artist who runs around signing his name with a hairy arm or snaggly-toothed monster.

neck face is ugly. beat your kids.

by andrew September 21, 2004

mamacita

Either "Little Mother" or "Sweet Momma!"

¡Mamacita! ¡Tu tanga rosada es tan fantástico!
(Sweet Momma! Your pink thong is fantastic!)

or

Hola mamacita. ¿Favor de darme unas monedas para ir de compras?
(Hi ma'! Would you please give me some money to go shopping?)

by Andrew March 16, 2005