clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

by Andrew July 02, 2004

bajunga

The most horrible word in the world. Can be used as any part of speech (verb, noun, etc.) When one utters this word, all people who hear it must slap the person who says it. Yes, it's that bad.

You are a BAJUNGA! --slap--

by Andrew September 29, 2003

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

dulating

Smooth and flat road

This road is so fucking boring its dulating.

by Andrew May 03, 2004

Pussyweight

An individual who cannot stomach or handle Bombay. Usually proceeds to act belligerently and embarrass them self.

Bombay? Hell ya, I'm classy. (Night ends about 30 minutes later). Just another pussyweight

by AndREW May 15, 2013

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 02, 2004

soak

Driving a bus very closely to the previous bus on the route. This causes the driver of the bus behind you on the route to pick up all the passengers you should have.

Having a double load of passengers in your bus makes it hot and everyone including you prespires. You get soaked.

"Dave's gonna be pissed at me. I soaked him all the way up to the loop."

by Andrew July 02, 2004