AndREW's definitions

emmity

A loved one, this goes beyond passing fancy and is used to describe a soul mate or someone who knows your thoughts before you have voiced them.

Jackie was Andrew's emmity, he knew he would spend the rest of his life with her.

by Andrew August 3, 2003

Ghost Hunter Weekly

A weekly magazine for the Collegiate School, prepared by pioneers of the paranormal. The sweetest club of all clubs, whsoe members include the burn, shaq, sweetness, Q, booty.

"Dude! Check out those ghosts!"

by andrew February 24, 2005

perstile

someone who is so cautious about what they say, worried, afraid about how they act

John is so fucking perstile it's ridiculous.

by andrew July 11, 2003

yellocaust

the most retarde word you'll probably hear in your life

yellocaust is retarded

by Andrew September 5, 2004

double dribble

when someone puts both of your balls in their mouth and calls a foul

*puts balls in mouth*

She says: Thats a Technical! Double Dribbling

by andrew May 25, 2004

downlowing

Based on the express "keeping it on the down low," the term "downlowing" refers to a casual, and at the same time, secret, homosexual relationship, typically between black or latino men in small social gatherings - such as card games. Many of the men who participate in "downlowing" do not consider themselves gay, and many even have families.

Felix invited me to play dominoes with him and the boys this weekend, but I was told there's a lot of downlowing going on at those games, so I declined.

by Andrew August 19, 2004

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006