Coontageous

Transmitted by a coon.

I began to crave watermelon and raising the roof after being in Alabama for a week. I think that may be coontageous.

by Anal Czar October 13, 2010

Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 07, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Flesh Pole

Another word for an erect penis.

Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

Unurbanized

Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.

My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.

by Anal Czar September 27, 2010