when someone looks funny - they're seriously unattractive - like they have to try to look attractive
that chick is hurt
by Anonymous June 19, 2001

Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003

A half urban, half suburban city in Connecticut. The school systems suck, there's nothing to do, and downtown is a joke. The ghetto kids think they're hardcore and the rich North Stamford kids are uptight kids who wear highwaters. The beaches are infested with dead babies and syringes, and there are no good restaurants. Doesn't compare with Greenwich or New Canaan.
"I'm from Stamford."
"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."
"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
