Molesting your teddy bear
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one.
Guy #1: So what's goin on tonight?
Guy #2: Dunno, wanna go chill with these girls from Silver Spring?
Guy #1: Oh hell yeah, they're the best!
Guy #2: Dunno, wanna go chill with these girls from Silver Spring?
Guy #1: Oh hell yeah, they're the best!
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by Anonymous April 14, 2003
Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.
Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.
Marco: I got that now!
Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!
Murphy: Yeah.
Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?
Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.
Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.
Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.
Marco: I got that now!
Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!
Murphy: Yeah.
Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?
Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.
Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.
Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
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