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Bollocks

Americans talk bollocks.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
mugGet the Bollocksmug.

flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
mugGet the flarpmug.

chase the carrot

ti masterbate with chettos
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
mugGet the chase the carrotmug.

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!
Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
mugGet the clamydiamug.

NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.
I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
mugGet the NOSmug.

Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
mugGet the Chairman Phatmug.

Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
mugGet the Alisatosismug.

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