Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
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Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.
Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.
Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.
by anonymous June 17, 2004
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laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.
What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?
by anonymous April 21, 2021
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woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.
I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!
by Anonymous October 14, 2004
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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