AnOnYmOuS's definitions

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

ueqh

Word used my certain misspellers in the town of Lakeland, Florida to mean "yeah". These persons identities will remain anonymous.

oh ueqh i did

ueqh we are totally giggling as we read this.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

fashmikas

pubic hairs, pubes, hair down under

I have to shave my fashmikas today.
My fashmikas need a breather.

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

Furman

the coolest last name ever! also a college in Georgia- Furman University (yep you guessed it FU)

Hey Furman - do you go to Furman?

by anonymous May 13, 2005

the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

kabluey kekek

by Anonymous March 19, 2003