pebcac

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

A phrase used to say that the problem is with YOU and not the 'puter.
AOLer : IMM SORY BUT MSN M3S3NGAR IS DA BIGEST LOAD OF BOLOKS SINCE SLIECD BR3AD!!!!11!!1!!111!111 LOL IT HARDLY 3VAR SIGNS IN 1ST TIEM ALWAYS TAEKS ABOUT 20 AT3MPS!!!! LOL IT DOES MAH HEAD IN!!1!1!11!!! OMG

Tech Support : Looks like a case of PEBCAC. Yep, gonna be a long day!
by Angel April 15, 2005
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charv

Shortening of charver, and correct spelling of Chav. The word charver orriginated in geordieland, and the cockneys changed it to chav, which sounds wrong. Aslo, a townie mosh in South Hampton.
A particular class of people, telltale signs include:

In grils:
Hooped gold earings which a parrot could sit on.
Orange foundation.
Panda eyes.
Dyed blonde hair (usually badly).

In boys:
Caps.

In both:
Burbury coats
Rockports
Trackies (tracksuit bottoms)
Inncoherant way of speaking.
Bad attitude, loud and annoying.
Completely wrong belief that they are the most important people in the world.
You're a charv, man.
by Angel February 24, 2005
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Bemdarg

Don't worry. No one wants to be like you in the first place.

(Just kidding.)
Hi, I'm Eric, the biggest idiot ever.
by Angel June 20, 2003
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Bemdarg

Obviously, "bemdarg" is a secret code that has possessed an innocent, young Eric P. to spread around until the entire interweb knows of this horrid word. It sounds innocent enough, correct? Don't believe it. That's one of it's many tricks; decievement.

Our top scientists have already figured out who is behind this "bemdarg" madness. Fred Durst and Marshall Mathers. Who else would creep to such a low, despising level but them?

So what does it stand for? Prepare yourself...

Best
Eber
Mathers/
Durst
Arrangement

That's the most of it. Researchers are still trying to decode the "R" and "G," but they've come to only a few conlcusions.

Real
Gay

Roleplaying
Game

Restless
Gorilla

Raging
Goal

Most agree that the last, "Raging Goal," is most likely to be the end of the code. Their goal, however, is known: to terrorize and aak farm all.
Eric: BEMDARG!
Innocent Bystander1: Aak!
Innocent Bystander2: AAK!

Eric: *sobs* Bemdarg...
Innocent Bystander3: Aww...*offers hug to Eric*
Eric: *while receiving hug* BEMDARG!
Innocent Bystander3: AAK!
by Angel June 19, 2003
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Dotard

A do*tard is doe-doe head SLASH retard
by Angel May 04, 2004
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hot salt soup

"No Chinese for me, I just had some Hot Salt Soup!"
by Angel December 31, 2002
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agnostic

a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.
i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.
by Angel February 17, 2004
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