AAK 

Asleep At Keyboard. Based on the initialism AFK (away from keyboard). Generally used in the context of people who would rather chat and play MMORPGs than get a good night's sleep (and end up with neither). Not advised with webcams or IRL... or OL (...or offline).

Can also mean Actually At Keyboard.

1: And I thought screw it that's it there's no point.
2: (zzz...)
1: well? ... hello?
2: ... huh? ... uh sorry I was out of it.
1: AAK again...

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I have a keyboard pattern embedded into my forehead, waffle iron style.

AAK by DUotdnes January 5, 2008

AAK 

Acronym for "Actually At Keyboard" It is a parody and counterpart to AFK - "Away from Keyboard."

"Hey, are you AFK?"
"No, I'm AAK."

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"On many IRC channels, there are more people AFK than are AAK."

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"The game needs a mechanic which makes AFK macroing very risky, but poses little danger to the AAK players doing the same thing."

AAK by Elipsis September 22, 2007

Aak 

The pained sound a person makes while falling down

"Aak" she cried out as she tripped over her own laces

Aak by Kittyow August 7, 2017

AAK 

The sound someone makes when they suddenly choke, while attempting to talk with their mouth full. Usually this is accompanied by crumbs on the culprits shirt.

“Oh Robin Baumgartin, fuck yeah! I’d love to fuckin AAK, cough, cough ...to fuckin suck on those big fat titties of hers!

AAK by Lizardpersonnamedhillary May 14, 2018

Aak thu 

A parody account on Twitter having huge fan following made for criticising the ruling government which sometimes become nightmare for current BJP government. Their daily routine includes Bhakto ki pelai and bhakto ke pelai.

Aak Thu is seen protesting against Twitter for suspending his account many times.

Aak Thu 's tweets are also seen in national news many times.

Aak thu by UBDY March 15, 2021

Ka’aak 

Jacks favorite food

I’m Jack and I like the food Ka’aak

Ka’aak by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 2, 2025

Aakifah 

The best girl in the entire universe. She usually has beautiful brown eyes and long dark brown hair. She is absolutely stunning and gorgeous but she doesn't think so. She is very kind-hearted and caring. If you have Aakifah as your partner, you are the luckiest guy in the world. She loves a hug from special people in her life. She is the smartest, most intelligent girl and will do the greatest things in life. She can be a bit emotional but she doesn't often show it. She has a 1000000000/10 personality. She is much stronger than she thinks. She can be shy at first but once you get to know her, she will have a special place in your heart. She has few people in her life that she truly values so you are extremely lucky if you have an Aakifah in your life. Treasure Aakifah with all your heart if you have one in your life and don't hurt her... An Aakifah is very rare and hard to find.

Friend: Is SHE your girlfriend?
Boy: Yes, I got super lucky!
Friend: She has got to be an Aakifah. She is the best girl I have ever seen.

Aakifah by @urban_dictionary.com October 13, 2020