AnDY's definitions

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

by Andy April 4, 2005

gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.

There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.

by Andy April 20, 2004

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004

Village

A game played with action figures, dolls and any other character toys that simulates real life and a town or village.

I played Village with my cousin. My character lived in a cardboard box and was married to Barbie with dollar store action figure baby.

by Andy May 13, 2005

penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

by Andy April 27, 2004