Noice

It has came from the word nice, but pronounced nooice

"did u see that tv program, it was Noice!!!"

by Andy August 29, 2004

darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

boonswa

Comes from southern Chile, meaning a massive erection.

Holy crap! my teacher called me to the front of the class and I had a killer boonswa.

by andy January 06, 2005

shittyfucker

When a man performs a bowel movement into a plastic sandwich baggy, then inserts his penis into the bag and thrusts madly as if he were shaking a bottle of ketchup.

What the fuck!?! ahh, Phizikz stop being a shittyfucker!

by Andy January 05, 2005

Whammy

The act of a girl sticking her fist(s) into the vaginal cavity.

Kat had a triple whammy today!!!

by andy March 06, 2003

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004