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balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 7, 2008
mugGet the ballsmug.

mary-kate

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.
"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
mugGet the mary-katemug.

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.
dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.
by Amy Christ January 13, 2011
mugGet the Poop Dockingmug.

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.
"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."
by amy christ April 29, 2005
mugGet the short bus ridermug.

skirtlifter

n. lesbian or bisexual girl. a female who lifts other females' skirts.
girl to guy hitting on her at pub: sorry, you've got the wrong equipment. i'm a skirtlifter.
by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
mugGet the skirtliftermug.

balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 5, 2008
mugGet the ballsmug.

alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 29, 2007
mugGet the alpha male syndromemug.

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