Definitions by American Skateboarder

Brompetition

Brotherly competition that you never asked for. That person just constantly competes with you because they know of no other dynamic of communication in life.

Nick is always in Brompetition. Stupid ass Bromper.

Brompetition by American Skateboarder July 26, 2026

:F

Buck toof

Dat bitch tuff :F fo ral doe :F

:F by American Skateboarder July 3, 2026

Roadiot

Road idiot

These roadiot mfs man…

Roadiot by American Skateboarder March 31, 2026

MEGAWACKALLICA

Guy who dresses “metal” but a total douche bag completely neutered to the art. They look like those dickhead podcasts or affiliate marketer guys or crypto junkies.

Get your tickets to MEGAWACKALLICA right over here guys.

MEGAWACKALLICA by American Skateboarder March 26, 2026

Stare-Cooking

When someone just keeps staring at you

This dude over here straight up stare-cooking.

Stare-Cooking by American Skateboarder March 7, 2026

BYA

Beat your ass

I’ll bya wya mf. Corey Mattimore been here

BYA by American Skateboarder February 28, 2026

WETF

“Whatever The Fuck”

Corey Mattimore is the inventor of this here slang… WETF that means.

WETF by American Skateboarder February 20, 2026