America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Away in a Mango Burger

A burger that comes with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Away in a Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Scott Pruitt

Short-lived EPA administrator. One of the most corrupt, scandal-ridden politicians who ever lived, appointed by Trump to destroy America's air and water. Entirely in the pocket of Big Oil.

Scott Pruitt is a fuckwad.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"

"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019

I'm fine

Either a very generic remark in response to a generic question, or something to be very worried about.

Louise: "I'm fine."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bruschetta Bout It Burger

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

National Pass-Thyme Burger

A baseball-season burger that comes with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the National Pass-Thyme Burger, it comes with thyme!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018