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Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Chillinois 

The movement to legalize marijuana use in Illinois, is occasionally referred to as the portmantrau derived from Chill/Illinois.
Maybe by this time next year pot will be legal and we'll be living in Chillinois, eh?

Miami snow 

The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.
Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...

Liarbility 

A dishonest person's attempt to actively lie so to remove liability from oneself after causing a traffic accident. From liability + liar.
He was trying to commit some epic insurance fraud and get out of paying for that other guy's car. Talk about liarbility!
A playful term for the gay scene in Miami, from guy + Miami.
There aren't enough clubs in West Palm Beach, so the men headed down to Guyami.

Eerie Canal 

Nickname of some locals in Upstate New York for the Erie Canal, when referring to spooky occurrences or apparitions in the area.
There was another ghost sighting last night at the Eerie Canal!

Judist colony 

Literally, a nudist colony intended only for Jews. Hence Jew-dist Colony.
Did you peek through the fence when you passed by the Judist Colony? Talk about a circumsized sausagefest.

No regerts 

An unfortunate tattoo that was supposed to be "no regrets"
Did you see Frannie's tattoo? It said "no regerts," Gonna have to live with that the rest of her life.