Pelosi

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.
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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
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Meter

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second
The meter has a cool definition!
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Let it Snow peas Burger

As per Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with snow peas
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let it Snow peas Burger, you should try it!"
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bitchelorette

Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"
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