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Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Gourdon-Hamsey Burgermug.

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."
mugGet the Monopoly for Millennialsmug.

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."
mugGet the Photographic Butt Memorymug.

Jennifer Slowpez

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell out of the road!"
mugGet the Jennifer Slowpezmug.

Frisee It, Don’t Spray It Burger

A burger that comes with frisee
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Frisee It, Don’t Spray It Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Frisee It, Don’t Spray It Burgermug.

Edamame Dearest Burger

A burger that comes with edamame
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edamame Dearest Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Edamame Dearest Burgermug.

I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burger, it comes with okra!"
mugGet the I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burgermug.

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