Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Movie Theater Math 

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.

Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.

Movie Theater Math by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 29, 2020

Trumpvirus 

A virus that spreads through America unchecked because of Donald Trump's negligence. One example of the Trumpvirus is known to health professionals as Covid-19, and to racists as Kung Flu.

The Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus.

Trumpvirus by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 23, 2020

Pelosi 

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.

Nancy Pelosi rocks.

Pelosi by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 17, 2020

Staircase 

A ramp with teeth

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!

Staircase by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019

November 7 

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"

"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"

November 7 by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019

Joe Biden

America's hot grandpa

Joe Biden is America's hot grandpa. Oh baby, he could President me any day of the week!

Joe Biden by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019

November 1 

National "Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day"

Hey everybody, it's November 1! Let's see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!

November 1 by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019