A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.
Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula
Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula
My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ July 18, 2016
Louise: Why is your name Marshmallow?
Marshmallow: 'Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it.
Louise: I knew it!
Marshmallow: 'Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it.
Louise: I knew it!
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 17, 2018
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 21, 2018
A calculator for your cat
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ March 21, 2019
I love that chick, she's like Lady Ganja!
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ December 25, 2018
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 17, 2018
Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 30, 2018