Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula
My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!
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Marshmallow

Nickname for a person who loves sweet potato pie, per Bob's Burgers
Louise: Why is your name Marshmallow?
Marshmallow: 'Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it.
Louise: I knew it!
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Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"
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Catculator

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!
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Lady Ganja

A really girl who smokes hella pot. Sounds like Lady Gaga, but it's ganja!
I love that chick, she's like Lady Ganja!
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When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
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Steve Turkel

Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
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