Parm-pit Burger

A burger that comes with parmesan

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parm-pit Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

Participation Trophy

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.

You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Urine trouble

What you think someone said when they tell you "you're in trouble"

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble."
Louise: "Drink cranberry juice."
Mr. Frond: "What? No! Not urine trouble. You're in trouble!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Biden

A man who calls out malarkey when he sees it.

Don't bring your malarkey in here bitch, or Imma Biden yo ass!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018