Trump Derangement Syndrome

A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are batshit stupid.
The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"
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China Virus

Racist name for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus.
The racist Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "China virus."
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Lexingtonguing

Southern gentlemen are known for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Lexingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Kentucky. Literally, a Lexington-tonguing!
I took a trip to Kentucky last week, and this guy gave me the Lexingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!
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A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"
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Ladder

Hey, bring the ladder, I need to climb some skinny stairs!
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I Heartichoke You Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger that comes with artichoke
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Heartichoke You Burger, you should try it!"
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