Be My Valen-thyme Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"
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Where you get to see how much better off the world is without you
Tammy: It's been almost two hours. No one even notices that I'm not there.
Louise Belcher: Wow. This is like a reverse It's a Wonderful Life. You get to see how much better off everyone is without you shrieking at them.
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Garlic Shandling Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"
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Camembert-ly Legal Burger

A specialized burger served with camembert cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"
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Put the try in triangle

Attempt to make a polyamorous relationship work, as per Tina Belcher in Bob's Burgers
"Give it a chance! Let's put the try in triangle."
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Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"
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