Krauted House Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"
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Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"
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Biden

A man who calls out malarkey when he sees it.
Don't bring your malarkey in here bitch, or Imma Biden yo ass!
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Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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Granddoody

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers
Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!
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A burger served on a fancy bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger, you should try it!"
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