Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Cocksicled

When someone is murdered by an Icicle that is shaped like a cock.

That dude got cocksicled.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 02, 2020

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

UDic'ing

When someone uses Urban Dictionary terms, sometimes unbeknownst to the other person, in causal conversation.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

by All Bets Hedged February 22, 2021

N95’ing

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020