Urban Dictionary: Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Bought a small piece of the bank

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

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When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

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The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

My neighbor was at it again, and I couldn’t tell if it was drums or bips

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When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

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When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

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The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

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