Alfonzo's definitions

donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.

Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.

by Alfonzo April 20, 2016

diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.

Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.

by Alfonzo March 8, 2005

Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

vegetarian

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

by Alfonzo May 8, 2003