12 definitions by Alfonzo
by Alfonzo May 18, 2016
The reason you're single.
Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
by Alfonzo May 29, 2016
by Alfonzo February 11, 2004
by Alfonzo February 11, 2004
Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
by Alfonzo March 08, 2005

