Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
by Alfonzo March 09, 2005
The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.
Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.
Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
by Alfonzo January 09, 2016
The reason you're single.
Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
by Alfonzo May 30, 2016