Amish

Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.

Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish!

by Alfie The Horndog January 31, 2008

carpod

An iPod you keep in your car, most likely attached to an iPod enabled car stereo.

It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.

I hooked up my old iPod Video to my Dual car stereo deck 6 months ago and haven't had to remove it yet. It's now officially my carpod.

by Alfie The Horndog April 05, 2009

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 05, 2005

neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.

I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.

by Alfie The Horndog April 22, 2008

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.

Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was personally responsible for 911. You better vote Democrat.

Me: Uh, you know those same terrorists tried to blow up the World Trade Center during the Clinton administration right? And that Clinton did absolutely nothing about it?

by Alfie The Horndog October 17, 2005

Alessandra Marc

World famous opera singer from Spain. Considered by many to be the best female soprano in the industry.

Alessandra Marc is hailed at having the best singing voice of all time.

by Alfie The Horndog April 26, 2006

squeezebox

Slang for accordian and vagina.

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!

by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006